Token Black Bitch's Blog Thingy

• Boyfriend: i miss that tongue
• Me: i miss your tongue
• and your smile
• and those cute little freckles on your cheecks
• and that mole on your back
• and those bald spots on the inside of your thighs
• Boyfriend: oh my goodness,
• so observant
• Me: i stare at you a lot
• (that sounded really creepy)
• but i do. i love looking at every inch of your body
• Boyfriend: it's ok, i don't mind how much of a creeper you are
• Me: lol good
• im glad you like it
• because im going to continue to creep on you
• Boyfriend: oh i know
• Me: i creep because i llove you

• my friends: i love it when my boyfriend tells me he loves me
• me: i love it when my microwave tells me my food is ready

Your blog is so depressing I hate it

pamela-jane:

hahahahahahahahahh

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“yea we can meet for bridge right after I take my bitch for a walk”

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that would be one intense battle on the subway

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Source:

Bitch drunk as fuck showing off her vagina like that LOL

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hitmeupman:

Wigstock: The Movie, 1995

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Much like buttholes families are meant to be tight

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I totally do

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